We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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