last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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