let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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