My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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