He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
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I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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