Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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