weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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