what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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