STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
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Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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