You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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