Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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