Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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