What a fucking waste of an outfit
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Randomize
