You're my little dorito
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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