on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
