worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
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Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
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It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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