trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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