I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
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I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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