Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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