It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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