i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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