Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
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At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...