I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever