Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.