I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
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Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.