Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.