Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
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Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low