if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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