we made out on top of his cat.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
