and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
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Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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