Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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