it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
We need to rekindle our bromance
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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