trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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