i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
