Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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