sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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