so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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