and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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