the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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