there was a trapeze. enough said
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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