her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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