So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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