It's like God shit irony all over that family
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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