Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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