He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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