We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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