there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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