I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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