You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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