I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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