Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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