just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
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you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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