Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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