No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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