If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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