I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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