do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
They have beer where we have blood.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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