Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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