Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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