I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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