we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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