You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
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Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I want her autograph on my taint
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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